Smiles Smiles

drink
Coors Light
party outfit
Anything that falls off the back of a truck
anthem
This Afternoon - Nickelback
motto
I Heart Ash.

Huggy Huggy

drink
Double Crown and Seven
party outfit
Long shoreman's hat
anthem
Know Your Enemy - Rage Against the Machine
motto
West Edmonton Mall

Pig Pig

drink
Hendricks and Tonic
party outfit
The dog suit
anthem
The Bucket - Company Ink
motto
I'll sing the crap out of anything.

Kraska Kraska

drink
Vodka Water
party outfit
Hooker
anthem
Anything Keith Urban
motto
Skanks unite.

Sum Yee Sum Yee

drink
China White
party outfit
The Blue Power Ranger
anthem
Hooked on a Feeling - David Hasselhof
motto
I stepped Peanut.

The Chin The Chin

drink
Polish Mojito
party outfit
Whatever I wear in Vegas
anthem
It's My Life - Bon Jovi
motto
Sexy!

PMGM PMGM

drink
Cherrymint Jack Bombs
party outfit
World Famous Pope Outfit
anthem
Community Property - Steel Panther
motto
Another table of vodka please.

Penney Penney

drink
Vodka Water
party outfit
Nice and cheap
anthem
Sleep when you're dead.
motto
The Shocker.

Marty Marty

drink
Tuna Juice
party outfit
Brindel Fur Coat
anthem
Who let the dogs out
motto
My name rhymes with Party

Hot Chocolate Hot Chocolate

drink
Anything unleaded
party outfit
Nothing but a condom
anthem
Critter - Steel Panther
motto
We're all just trying to have a good time, fact!

JFK JFK

drink
Crotchless Panties
party outfit
The ER Doctor
anthem
Uprising - Muse
motto
Skedush!

Sasha Sasha

drink
Stealth Vodka
party outfit
Shorts and t-shirt
anthem
Let's get it on!
motto
We always stay together always and we never give up ever.

Ching-A-Ling Ching-A-Ling

drink
Tequila
party outfit
Rubber band or scotch tape on the face
anthem
Anything Dwight Yoakam
motto
I don't care if you know the owner.

Chuck Chuck

drink
Adult Beverages
party outfit
Your Mother's Closet
anthem
Huh?
motto
Don't worry about that.

Micah Micah

drink
Triple paralyzers
party outfit
Pants and a bow tie
anthem
Here For a Good Time - Trooper
motto
It's your birthday? Go see the front bar!

Italian Stallion Italian Stallion

drink
Limoncello
party outfit
Toga
anthem
Theme from Rocky
motto
There's a lotta people's girlfriends in there.

Hot Lorne Hot Lorne

drink
Crown and Ginger
party outfit
Johnny Carson baby blue leisure suit
anthem
Freedom - Rage Against the Machine
motto
If ya can't beat 'em...lick my balls!

Flying Hutch Flying Hutch

drink
Flying Hutch
party outfit
Steel Panther attire
anthem
Use Your Love - The Outfield
motto
Hi! Hi!

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

drink
Blood
party outfit
Chuck Norris clothes
anthem
Chuck Norris
motto
I am the motto

Stinko Stinko

drink
Brown Cow
party outfit
Ghostbusters
anthem
Christmas Classic Silent Night - Fart Remix
motto
Every man likes the smell of his own farts

Beige Beige

drink
Jameson
party outfit
Bathrobe and a cowboy hat
anthem
YMCA
motto
You're good lookin'

Skim Milk Skim Milk

drink
Vanilla Stoli and Ginger
party outfit
Birthday Suit
anthem
The Touch - Stan Bush
motto
Never eat yellow snow!

Irv Irv

drink
Gin and Tonic
party outfit
Anything handsome black men wear
anthem
Get me a shotgun
motto
LMB

Paisley Paisley

drink
Vino
party outfit
My tutu, it never fails.
anthem
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
motto
Do you know where my phone is?